Chris Williamson is NOT MATURE!

Police in Savannah, Georgia are searching for this week's winner - known only as "The Googly Eye Bandit."  The City of Savannah has reported that the Bandit has put googly eyes on a statue of Nathaniel Greene, a Revolutionary War hero, in historic Johnson Square (since I'm not mature, I did giggle at the word Johnson).  In case you were wondering, Nathaniel Greene was a close confidant of George Washington and died in 1786 of sunstroke while riding his horse.  This begs the question - were there no googly eyed sunglasses in 1786?  Coppertone?  Suspects include Marty Feldman's ghost, and Steve Buscemi.  Googly Eye Bandit - you are my "Not Mature Person of the Week."