|Posted on October 14, 2018 at 2:35 PM|
Police in Savannah, Georgia are searching for this week's winner - known only as "The Googly Eye Bandit." The City of Savannah has reported that the Bandit has put googly eyes on a statue of Nathaniel Greene, a Revolutionary War hero, in historic Johnson Square (since I'm not mature, I did giggle at the word Johnson). In case you were wondering, Nathaniel Greene was a close confidant of George Washington and died in 1786 of sunstroke while riding his horse. This begs the question - were there no googly eyed sunglasses in 1786? Coppertone? Suspects include Marty Feldman's ghost, and Steve Buscemi. Googly Eye Bandit - you are my "Not Mature Person of the Week."